- I was asking if you sat on this chair!

- Goodness! Am I dreaming?

-- No, you don't. It's really a handgun... And there are no bullets, I already checked!

- It's not that... Look at this inscription!

- It says: REMINGTON'S ILION... NY... USA PAT MAY 39 SEP 3TH 1862 MAR 27TH 1864. It doesn't say much. Its owner's name probably, someone named "Remington S. Ilion".